March 2011
3 posts
Dont Panic....
There just zombies…………… … … . . . . . . . . . . like 200 Zombies would be worth panicing….… … … . . . . . . . .I count 50, and I have 75 bullets…. .. . . .… .. .… . …… I think I’ll be fine, you though, your fucked.
April 2010
1 post
Im full
Life is bursting at the seams,
The flow of it is unstoppable,
And I am at the helm directing the flow the best I can.
But like a ship, the currents and the wind are really the navigators.
They drive my engine and push me towards the horizon.
Oh, how I love this wind blowing through my hair.
Oh, how I LOVE this Earth below my feet and the grass between my toes.
I am full of life, I am full...
December 2009
3 posts
I truly believe in perfection.
I believe in the perfect girl, the perfect child. I hold these beliefs close to my heart and cherish them.
It keeps me breathing.
Though we come across people in our lives that are not perfect, we love them so much that we are willing and even want to put some of ourself aside so we can hold the good of the relationship up to our eyes.
We humans have a very strong instinct to run and Rebuild,...
The Waiting Game
allidoissmoke:
where all your patients are tested.
November 2009
13 posts
Everyone in my english class thinks im fried...
allidoissmoke:
sitting at my desk, zoning out…
Victoria:”Bethany! are you okay!?” Bethany:“huh, yea im fine im just zoning out man” Becky:“what are you on!?!” Bethany:“umm…nothing, im just chillin dude” Becky:“oh, well your just always so mellow Chris:“its cause she smokes so much weed”
fail.
dude, Rule, it lets you know that you are more at peace and having a much better time in life than...
“You know what you need Yardley? You need a pair of them mirrored sunglasses with...”
– The General’s Daughter
It'll happen.
Bond: I'll whisk you away.
Macadamia: That might be more difficult than you anticipate.
Bond: It's not a challenge. Just come with me tomorrow.
Macadamia: Where?
Bond: Mexico.
iliketogetlow:
bumblebzzz:
...
October 2009
42 posts
Bitches...
Aint shit when they dont respect the camel.
RESPECT THE CAMEL BITCH!
Or he’ll spit in yo eye!
Ugh.....
Frozen burritos seem like a great munchie idea until after youve eathen them….
Previous post...
Is for T.C.
Yes, secretly I aspire to become a real MC.
Let it be known
That my gift will be shown, change the face of the slums, build up the bums, create a light to radiate my might, into the eyes of the blind, Show me yours and youll see mine. Its comin out of my head, into my pores. Takin your beats and wipin the floors, Your girl may be hot but her friends are all whores. Your just mesmerized by her legs and thighs, but what you dont know is all her words are...
“My first time was in high school. When the moment came to finally get it on, I...”
– http://www.straight.com/article/virginity-horror-stories
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Roflroflrofl! fucking Awesome.
Conclusion.....
I should tumblr only when under the influence….
“She’s just sexy everywhere”
– -My mouth to my brain, also to my friend David.
(In accordance to macadamia)
Of Course.
sarcasticorangejuice:
Stupid boy. No doubt.
Of fuck……………………………….*Sigh* wow…………
Holy fucking christ………. I have nothing to say, except COOL!
dude,
I think Im speechless, god I hope your pointing at me.
Ich wünsche Sie
I believe it, I feel the same way macadamian nut.
German......
Sie ist meine Königin, Kranke ist ihr Vertreter 007
“If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.”
– Albert Einstein. (via iliketogetlow)
I agree, life is simple when you understand it.
Im on call, Ill be there waiting... →
Breakfast at Bethany's
ifuckedupmyotherone:
on todays menu:
2 Slices of Pizza A cup of Tea And one heaping bowl of Marijuana just before school starts. Have a Lovely day!
Yeeeaaahhhuuuhhh son, thats what i like to hear! X^O
